Friday News Round-up - sitting in for Diane Rehm

Even though I'm super busy and important, I like to make time in my day to catch up on current events. What can I say? I care about this world we live in. And I've found a few stories I think you should care about, too.

First off, Cousin Eddy's in the clinker! I always liked Randy Quaid, but I've got to admit, this coat is criminal.
Next, I feel compelled to share the results of a recent study with you. Apparently, alcohol may protect the brain during an accident. The study seems a little flawed, but let's not get mired down in details. Booze is good for us!!!

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And finally, it's with mixed emotions that I report to you Vince Vaughn says he's really ready for kids. I've had a crush on that big guy for years. I don't plan on acting on it. Again. (That's the last time I mistake a restraining order for a restraining suggestion). I'm happily married to my own big, hunky man now, so I guess I can let Vince get on with his life, too. I wish him well. I do. And I wish his wife-to-be some killer drugs when she delivers his behemoth babe.